The sun is just a big space heater.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
I put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room. What do you think will happen? That's a mist-ery.
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
My landlord said we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied: “Sure, my door is always open.”
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.
Who takes care of saunas?
Humid Resources.