The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.
My heater won't stop running.
I swear it has no chill.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
The sun is just a big space heater.
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.