I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
My heater won't stop running.
I swear it has no chill.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
Me: Dad, can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
Who takes care of saunas?
Humid Resources.