My landlord said we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied: “Sure, my door is always open.”
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
I wonder who invented the air conditioner...
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.