What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
I put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room. What do you think will happen? That's a mist-ery.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful...
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!