This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.
He said, āIām turning off the heating.ā
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
Who takes care of saunas?
Humid Resources.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
I can't find my humidifier anymore...
I have reported it misting.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!