I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day.
"Do you have ice coffee?"
"No sir. We don't." Says the owner.
"Ok then." says the drunken man.
Then he gets on his way. 20 minutes later he comes back in.
"Do you have ice coffee?" he inquires again.
"No sir. We don't. I told you before." Says the owner.
"Oh. Sorry about that." says the drunken man as he waddles off.
20 minutes later he comes again.
"Do you have ice coffee?"
"Sir, I told you before. We do not have any ice coffee."
"Wow ok then. No need to tell me twice!" exclaims the drunkard and exits.
This time, the owner decides to put some coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Sure enough, 20 minutes later the drunkard enters again.
"Do you have ice coffee?" he inquires.
"Why yes sir, we do!" says the owner with a smile.
"Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?"
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