Degree Jokes

A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
What kind of degree can you get at a urinal?
A Pee h.D.
What kind of institution is Marriage?
One where a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
I passed my degree in sound engineering. I got 1-2-1-2!
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
The Importance of a College Education A father is lecturing his son about the importance of a good education. “Dad, what’s the difference between a man with a college degree and a man without?” Said the son. “Well son,” said the father, “you can perform the same job but the outcome will vary depending if you have a college degree or not!” “How so?” Asked the Son “You see, if you rob a man without a college degree you will be prosecuted as a criminal and sent to jail”. “What if I rob a man after I received a college degree?” Asked the son “In that case they will address you as Special Agent of the IRS.”
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy