What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
We make a great pear
I loaf you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I “lub” you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I find you very a-peeling.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Yoda one for me!
I can heartly wait to see you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I fence-y you.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I'm fondue you, it's true
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I love you dairy much.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I love you meow and forever.
I whale always love you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I dig you a hole lot.