I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I think you’re dandelion.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You're acute Valentine.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I fence-y you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I love you meow and forever.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You have a pizza my heart.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
My love for you is like no otter.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I think I found my perfect match
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I wood never leaf you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I “lub” you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.