What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
My love for you simply radiates.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I sulfur when you argon.
I dig you a hole lot.
I wood never leaf you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I think you’re dandelion.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I fence-y you.