Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I sulfur when you argon.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I fence-y you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
You’re as sweet as Pi.
We make a great pear
I love you dairy much.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Yoda one for me!
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You're acute Valentine.
My love for you simply radiates.
I loaf you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.