Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I'm fondue you, it's true
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I followed my heart to you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I sulfur when you argon.
I loaf you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I “lub” you.
I’m fondue you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You have a pizza my heart.
I love you dairy much.
You’re the queen of my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I think I found my perfect match
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I wood never leaf you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.