You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You have a pizza my heart.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Yoda one for me!
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I love you dairy much.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I followed my heart to you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I wood never leaf you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I sulfur when you argon.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I love you meow and forever.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I’m fondue you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I think I found my perfect match
I think you’re dandelion.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.