Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"No body won the skeleton race."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"Lazy bones."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Dying to have fun."
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"Bone to be wild."
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.