What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Some people have no guts."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"Bone to be wild."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.