"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"Bone to be wild."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"Bugs and hisses."
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
"Dying to have fun."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Lazy bones."