The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
I'm acorn-y person.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Water you doing, my friend?
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Can I Alp you?
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Icy what you did there!