If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Variety is the ice of life.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
We've reached the point of snow return.
I beacha miss summer already!
Don't even chai.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.