Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.
One or two hours warm my heart,
But 24 hours make my day.
Honey! I know this can be a bit cheesy, but you will always have a big pizza my heart.
I have a heart-on for you.
I lub dub you with all my heart.
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
Someone just asked me to sing any line from "Don't go breaking my heart."
I couldn't if I tried.
I aorta tell my wife how much I love her.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart.
Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.
I can heartly wait to see you again.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
My mom always says that the stomach is the best way to a man’s heart. That’s why she is a bad surgeon.