What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium