How Many Engineers Does It Take to Assemble a Futon?
Three…and a psychologist!
Why was the software engineer bankrupt? He’d used all his cache.
What did the structural engineer say to the architect? Nice buttress.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
Where in the World Can You Find the Highest Concentration of Engineers?
Antarctica! Because that's where all the P. Enguins are!
I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape.
What's the Difference Between a Chemist and a Chemical Engineer?
Oh, about $10 K a year.
Why did the engineering students leave class early? They were getting a little ANSI.
If you’re doing dangerous work on a platform that’s held together by screwed in bolts, then your life is hanging by a thread.
The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper.
It's an a-ply-ed science.
Never argue with Pi, it's irrational.
Why is a robot engineer never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
Engineers like to Solve Problems but...
If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.
What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked? That hertz.
Old Software Engineers Never Die...
They just reboot.
Looking for a boyfriend in engineering: the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?
He had more degrees.
I passed my degree in sound engineering. I got 1-2-1-2!
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
Professor: "What's a hydraulic ram used for?" "It's where you get steel wool!"
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
What to give your favorite electrical engineer for his birthday?
Shorts.
Two antennas got married – the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.