"For peep's sake."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"You can't beat me."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"What an egg-citing day."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"No eggs-cuses."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"That's all, yolks."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Just don't carrot all."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Happy eggster."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"You crack me up."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Eggs love you."
"You make me egg-static."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."