What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Eggs-cuse me."
"There's no bunny like you."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Just one hot chick."
"Happy eggster."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Some bunny loves you."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"For peep's sake."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"That's all, yolks."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.