"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Eggs-cuse me."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"That's all, yolks."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Happy eggster."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Just one hot chick."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"You're a real good egg."
"Having a good hare day."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You crack me up."
"Some bunny loves you."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"There's no bunny like you."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.