What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Icy what you did there.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I’m elf-taught.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I’ll never fir-get.
I only have ice for you.
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
It takes one to snow one.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Say it ain’t snow.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Up to snow good.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Your presents is requested.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Snow on and snow forth.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I'm snow bored.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Say it ain’t snow.
Fir sure.
Treat yo'elf.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Don’t be elfish.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You snow the drill.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
It’s snow joke.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
She has high elf-esteem.