“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Resting Grinch face.
How rude-olf of you.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
It's ice to meet you.
Hold on for deer life.
Icy what you did there.
It’s snow joke.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Snow thank you.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
You snow the drill.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Up to snow good.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Rebel without a Claus.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Say it ain’t snow.
Make it rein.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
You sleigh me.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Snow thank you.
We have great chemis-tree.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I have the final sleigh.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
It’s snow joke.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
You snow the drill.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
I’m feelin’ pine.
He’s an elf-made man.
Snow on and snow forth.
Your presents is requested.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”