Joke: The Rabbi's Wife
I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
Joke: The Sinning Rabbi
An orthodox Rabbi walks into a restaurant. It’s not a kosher place, but he thinks “what the heck, why not? I should try one time in my life” He asks for a seat outside. He looks at the menu and decides if he’s gonna eat non-Kosher food, he’s going to do it in the biggest way possible.
Joke: Rabbi, Will You Help Us?
Content Joke: Rabbi, We Have a Problem! joke Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi's door...
Joke: The Priest, the Rabbi and the Monk
Joke: Judge vs. Holy Men joke A priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk get arrested for illegal gambling...
Joke: Hey Rabbi, Have You Tried This?
Content Joke: The Priest, the Rabbi and the Bill joke A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other.
Have You Heard This Joke? The Rabbi and His Priest
Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister
A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom.
This Joke Begins With a Man's Complaint to His Rabbi...
A middle-aged Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you gotta help me. It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!" "Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder.
Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer
Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."
Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.
Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?
A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.' The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?' The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.' The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'
Joke: The Foreskin Problem
Content Joke: The Retiring Rabbi joke A rabbi is planning on retiring from his main occupation, which is giving circumcisions
Joke: Are Relations Work or Play?
Content Joke: The Priest, Minister and Rabbi Advise joke A man wonders if having relations on the Sabbath...
Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years of tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, it is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me it's work?"
Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery.
Joke: The Urinal Heart to Heart
"No, but Rabbi Goldberg was responsible for the Bris there, and he was infamous for not being able to make a straight cut. "What does that have to do with anything?" "You're peeing on my shoes." Joke: Do We Know Each Other?
Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue
Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?" The old man looked around and lowered his voice.
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
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Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...
I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.
Joke: That's Not It...
Joke: That's Not It... joke, army, general, soldier, papers A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....
Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!
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Joke: Click For Interactive Joke Fun!
Get ready to laugh with 30 interactive and hilarious animal jokes and puns. Just read the question on each image as the giraffe tells you the first half of the joke, then click and let our hippo friend tell you the punch line!
Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!
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