Joke: The Rabbi's Wife
I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister
A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom.
Have You Heard This Joke? The Rabbi and His Priest
Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
This Joke Begins With a Man's Complaint to His Rabbi...
A middle-aged Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you gotta help me. It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!" "Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder.
Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.
Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer
Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."
Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?
A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.' The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?' The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.' The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'
Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years of tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, it is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me it's work?"
Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue
Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?" The old man looked around and lowered his voice.
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
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Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...
I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.
Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!
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Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!
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Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!
Knock-knock jokes are some of my favorite because you really have to be creative to make some of these up! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over! Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!
Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!
Joke collection: money Joke Collection: All About Money! funny, joke, money, collection Over 100 jokes about money.
Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes very, very quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Joke Collection: 40 Hilarious Computer Jokes!
But they can also be frustrating things, getting us into funny situations (in hindsight) - that's why we know you'll enjoy these Computer Jokes! Joke Collection: 40 Hilarious Computer Jokes! computers, joke, collection Computers are all around us.
Joke: That's Not It...
Joke: That's Not It... joke, army, general, soldier, papers A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....
Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!
Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! jokes, cars, collection Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!
Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!
Marriage joke collection Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About Marriage! joke, marriage, collection 110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.
Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!
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This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
DISCLAIMER: We know blondes are smart too, but we'll pretend otherwise just for this joke! 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!
No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection! 85 House Puns and Jokes! joke, collection Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place.