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Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie

A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.

Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife

His wife looks concerned and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window. "Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says.

Joke: The Lazy Husband and the Fed-Up Wife

After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?" "What do I look like, a plumber?" asks the husband, and goes to sleep.

Joke: The Unsatisfied Wife and the Wafting Husband

A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.

Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome

There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request of his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no. This continues on for several years until finally, the wife has enough and agrees.

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day, the wife feeling bad about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift.

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed

Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterward. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: You get hot at the darnedest times. Wife: I can't sleep without it.

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Getting Stuck

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Going Fishing

Year after year Bubba's wife pleaded with him to take her fishing but he kept telling her she would not enjoy it. She, finally, wore him down, he consented, and early one morning they took off to the lake. They had not been there very long when the fish began biting.

Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

Husband Guide: How to Make Your Wife Fall in Love Again

Such an approach can seriously damage the relationship, and in the worst-case lead to divorce, so you should learn from the following guide how to show love again in simple ways and how to make your wife fall in love with you again. Why should the husband make the wife fall in love with him again?

This Man is the Perfect Husband... Or Is He?

This rich husband sure knows how to make his wife happy - But what makes him such a wonderful, care-free husband to begin with? A hilarious answer awaits...

The Perfect Husband

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Joke: A Bored Husband in Target

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Joke: The Husband's Secret Technique

A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having. All these years? Well, they're gone!' 'No more headaches??' the husband asks, 'What happened?'

Joke: The Maid and the Wife

An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise. The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise. She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?" "Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should.

Joke: The Lazy Husband

joke One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom...

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore.

Joke: The Buggy, The Wife and the Officer

I'll let my husband, Jacob know as soon as I get home," she replies. "That's fine," he continues. "Another thing, ma'am... I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that terrible cruelty to the animal.

Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!

The guy says, "My wife and I bought these seats a long time ago, but unfortunately, she passed away." "Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that", says the fan, "But why didn't you just take a relative or a friend?"