Hilarious Joke: A Chat Between God and Adam
GOD said: "Adam, I want you to do something for me." "Gladly, Lord," replied Adam. "What do you want me to do?" "Go down into the valley." "What's the valley?" asked Adam. God explained to him, then said: "Cross the river." "What's a river?"
Hilarious: Which Nationality Were Adam and Eve, Sir?
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." They pondered this possibility, but the Frenchman and the Russian soon shake their heads in disagreement.
This Joke Starts With What Adam and Eve Said to God
Adam and Eve said, "Lord when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
The Gorgeous and Colorful Waves of Adam Duffy
Adam Duffy had a simple dream. He dreamed of touring the world, capturing the magnificent beauty of the world's biggest waves and most beautiful beaches. For the past 14 years, he's been living his dream, traveling to places like Hawaii, Tahiti, Brazil, Fiji and his homeland - Australia.
Find Humor & Inspiration in These Douglas Adams Quotes
Douglas Adams is an individual who will long be remembered. Many of his fans mourned his death back in 2001, after suffering from a heart attack during a workout at a gym in California. He was best known for his impressive body of clever writing, and an unfinished novel, 'The Salmon of Doubt'.
Joke: What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are standing in a museum looking at a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden The three stare at it intently. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the British man. "They must be British."
The Creation of Adam: 12 Facts About the Majestic Painting
The Creation of Adam, or in it's original Italian, Creazione di Adamo , is the most famous fresco by Michelangelo as part of the Sistine Chapel's Ceiling, which he painted between the years of 1508 and 1512, being only 25 years old when he began.
Have a Laugh When You Read These 7 Dumb Jokes
God Checks Up On Adam and Eve God creates Adam on the sixth day. After a few weeks, he checks up on His creation. He sees Adam, dejected and sad. "What is wrong, my son?", says God. "Well," said Adam, "The Garden of Eden is beautiful, and I want for nothing. And yet... I am lonely and sad."
This Photographer Has One Artistic Take on Wedding Photos...
There's the conventional way of taking wedding photographs - and then there's Peter Adams-Shawn's way. This Australia-based photographer discovered a whole new take on wedding photography that has now established his style of work.
Joke: The Wild Card (Rude)
One night, little Adam walked into his parents’ bedroom to find his dad fooling around with his mom. “Dad, what are you doing?” Adam asked. “Well son, I’m playing cards,” his dad replied without losing a beat. “What’s Mom doing?” “Oh, she’s my wild card.”
This Joke Starts with a Man Searching For the Perfect Woman
Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they would produce equally beautiful offspring.
Have You Heard This One? It's Gonna Cost You...
One day, while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. "Father, this place is great, but there is one thing missing," he said. "What is that my son?" God asked.
How Did He Do It? This Magician Leaves the Judges Baffled
Magician and Ace Salesmen Adam Wilber Fools Penn and Teller! video, magic, money, Fool Us, Penn & Teller, Adam Wilber Adam Wilber is bringing the fun back to magic, in this creative performance on Penn & Teller's: Fool Us.
Butterflies and Silkmoths Have Never Looked This Good!
Adam Gor is a Hungary-based biology student who also happens to specialize in macro nature photography. During his work, he has encountered many different beautiful species of butterfly and silkmoth, and some of the best of his macro photography can be seen below.
These Portraits Combine People With Their Young Selves
Bobby Neel Adams first started experimenting with composite portraits way back in 1989, when he combined a photo of himself aged 36 with one of him aged 6. He has since gone on to create hundreds of them, some of which you're about to see below.
Have You Heard This One? The Test of Heaven
1st nun: "Adam and Eve." The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates. St. Peter: "What did Adam eat from the forbidden tree ?" 2nd nun: "An apple." The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.
This Grandson Learned a Lesson He Will Carry Forever!
Almost every weekend, his grandson, Adam, would come to visit and would sit for hours in his library rifling through the books. Both Adam’s parents and grandpa were very pleased with this, but once Adam started spending a little too much time in the library they grew worried.
The Eyes Are the Windows to Our... Health?
Neal Adams, an Ophthalmologist, will here explain how we can use our eyes as a barometer for good health and wellness. The Eyes Are the Windows to Our... Health? video, health, eyes, documentary Dr.
The World's Most Dangerous Ride!
Motology's Adam Riemann rides one of the scariest trails you'll ever see. This trail is so dangerous it takes courage to even watch this amazing ride without cringing, but what a view! The World's Most Dangerous Ride!
Ever Notice How All of Women's Problems Begin with MEN?
Wo man has Man in it; Mr s. has Mr . in it; Fe male has Male in it; S he has He in it; M adam has Adam in it; Men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman , yet men spend all their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman .... Why?
Hilarious: Ah, That Explains the Family Differences
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
Quiz: How Much Do You Know About the American Revolution?
Thomas Jefferson John Adams George Washington George Orwell The King of England at the time was... King George the III King Henry the IX King James the III Queen Elizabeth the I How many Americans died as a result of this war?
This Street Art Just Pops Out of the Pavement!
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QUIZ: Which Founding Father Were You in a Past Life?
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