What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving Day jokes.
I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
What did the turkey say during Thanksgiving?
It was too stuffed to say anything.