What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
Why wasn't the taxidermist invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
No one wanted to try his stuffing
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.