Cannibal

What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people?
A cannibble.
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his as*.
Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili? I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
A Cannibal For Tea
A Cannibal For Tea Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch, sipping their tea. Then one asked the other: "Hey, I heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?" "Yes, that's right." "So how are things between you right now?" "Well... right now..." The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea. "Right now I'm letting him stew..."
Your brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

(From tv show Blackadder)