Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his as*.
Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili? I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
A Cannibal For Tea
Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch, sipping their tea.
Then one asked the other:
"Hey, I heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"
"Yes, that's right."
"So how are things between you right now?"
"Well... right now..."
The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.
"Right now I'm letting him stew..."