Cannibal

What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people?
A cannibble.
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his as*.
Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili? I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
Your brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

(From tv show Blackadder)