Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà .
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You've got cancer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!