Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
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Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
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Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
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Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
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Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
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Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
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Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
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Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
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Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
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Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
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Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
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Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
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Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
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Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
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Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
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Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
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Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
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Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
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Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
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Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
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Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
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Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
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Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
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Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
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Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
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Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!