dating jokes

Great Joke: The Teddy Bear Mystery

This joke starts with a man meeting a beautiful woman and going back to her apartment...

Joke: Date Escape!

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

Joke: Fishing vs. Dating

Why is FISHING better than DATING? WELL...

This Joke Starts With a Man Fed Up of His Blind Date

A man is on a blind date and he's had it up to his eyeballs with his date. He begins to think of excuses about how to get out of there...

Is the Expiration Date on Products Really Important?

The product is past its expiration day? So what?

Hilarious: The Young vs. The Old on a Date!

Dating when you're 20 versus when you're middle-aged is similar, but also completely different...

5 Delicious And Special Recipes Using Dates!

Dates are a popular dry fruit which can be used in a wide range of dishes as can be seen in the following 5 recipes.

Hilarious: A Minor Dating Inconvenience

A man gets overtly hot and bothered every time he sees a new female colleague at work. He thinks of a way to overcome the problem. Find out if he succeeds...

TRIVIA: Do You Know These Famous Dates?

Would you be able to tell us which of these events took place in the date provided?

To Date this Hilarious Father's Daughter, Here are the Rules

While dads may be glad to see their daughter in love, when it comes to fathers and daughters, there are some hard line rules that NO suitor should cross!

Have You Heard This One? Hot Dates at Seventy

Getting on a bit, an elderly widow decides to put herself out there and start dating again...

I Had Given Up On Dating... Before I Found These Sites

Those of us that are single and over 50 tend to think we don't have many opportunities to date. Wrong! Here's selection of 5 great dating websites for mature adults.

Quarantine Getting to You? You Just Need a Good Date Night

Don't let COVID-19 ruin you and your partners romantic endeavors. Just keep the love alive with these great indoor or virtual dates

Computer Guide: How to Keep Your Computer Up-to-Date!

Follow this simple guide to update drives and resolve common issues on your Windows computer.

Did You Know: Eating Dates Helps the Body in So Many Ways!

Sometimes the best things come in a small package, and if you're looking for a particularly sweet example of this, read about dates' 9 health benefits!

Joke: Grandma's Advice

A young Italian girl was going on her first date...

Joke: The Woman of Choice

The life experience of this man with women is quite an ordeal, and so our joke begins with his first dating experience, at age 16...

Joke: A Game of Weighing

Frank takes his blind date, Heather, to an amusement park.

Joke: A Weeee Bit

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison....

Joke: I Have a Secret...

A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

This Joke Begins With an Unexpected Pregnancy...

This hilarious joke starts with a pregnant teenager...

Cheeky Joke: A Parent's Mistake

It's 1957, and young Bobby is taking Carrie out on a date. Carrie's supportive dad encourages them both, and even suggests a hip dance they can do together...

This Joke Starts With an Aroused Widow

A widow is having a hard time consummating a date with a man she's been seeing. As he begins to ask questions, her answers become quite odd...

Joke: The Sunday School Teacher

Going on a date with a Sunday school teacher doesn't sound too promising, but this one has surprises.

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: A Woman Sits at a Fine Restaurant...

A pretty young lady is sitting at a restaurant table waiting for her date to arrive. She soon finds out that having a big lunch that day wasn't a good idea...

Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages

This joke begins with an Indian man being offered three different arranged marriages, and he faces a very tough decision...

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: That's Not It...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke: The Mental Health Line

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline, this next message may sound hilarious...

Joke: The Couple, The Priest and the Miracle Birth

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do.

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock knock jokes are some of my favorite, because you really have to be creative to make some of these! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over!

Today's Joke: Full Permission...

When a woman tries to make things heat up in the bedroom, things don't quite go to plan...

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

Joke: The Curious Little Girl

When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

A blind man enters a bar, carefully, and finds his way to a barstool.

This Joke Begins With Two Happy Soldiers...

This joke begins with 2 soldiers getting promoted...

Joke: This Blonde Shall Not Move!

A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.

Joke: It's a Miracle!

A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!

While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself. It's the nature of humanity to deal with scary situations by laughing at its face. It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scar

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

This Joke Starts With An Atheist Arguing In Court

An atheist is in a courtroom arguing the case for atheists to have their own holiday, such as Christmas or Passover. The judge isn't having any of it...

Have You Heard This Joke: A Critical Mistake (Rude)

It's 1957, and young Bobby is taking Carrie out on a date. Carrie's supportive dad encourages them both, and even suggests a hip dance they can do together...

Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!

Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place.  No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection!

Joke: The Hilarious Idiosyncrasies of English

English is a funny language, wouldn't you say?

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

80,000 blondes are in a bid to prove to the world just how smart they are. The lead announcer begins to ask for volunteers from the audience...

Today's Joke: Honey, Why Are You Crying?

It is the middle of the night and Laura wakes up to find that her husband was out of bed...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

These jokes are rude but clever!

Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes...

This Joke Starts With a Lady Spending the Night With a Man

When a woman meets a guy at a bar, she inevitably ends up back at his place. To her surprise, there are teddy bears as far as the eye can see.

Joke: The Disturbing Letter

This joke begins with a letter between brothers...

Joke: The Spirit of Christmas

This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.

Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?

This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!

Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!

I got pulled over earlier today. This is the conversation I had with the police officer:

Joke: The Famous Grandfather

A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

Joke: The European Afterlife

What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.

Joke: The Golden Toilets

This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.

Joke: Fudging the Age...

Joke: The Surprise Return

A defendant was on trial for murder.

Joke: Double the Trouble

A woman's husband was cheating on her...

Joke: What Will They Get?

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem...

Joke: The Staring Viking

A Viking sailed across Europe challenging people to staring...

Joke: A Politician in the Village

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were...

Joke: The Blond Painter

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.

Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder

A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder...

Joke: The Blondes and the Dent

A blonde lived with two blonde roommates...

Joke: The Lost Coat

Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant...

Joke: The Woo Woo

A newbee hunter asked a experienced old hunter how to hunt bears.

Joke: Detectives in Training

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives.

Joke: The New Mechanic

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change.

Joke: The Cat Catastrophe Instructions

Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby...