Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.