Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.