Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.