Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.