Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!