What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.