Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.