Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.