Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.