Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.