How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.