Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.