What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.