Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.