My favorite crime TV show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
Last night me and the wife watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
I hid the control for the TV
I’m not even remotely sorry.
What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
A pouch potato.
What TV show did the astronaut appear in?
Dancing with the stars.
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
What do mushrooms watch on TV?
Spores.
What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?
A common tater.
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me...?
Find out next week.
What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
HDMI
What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.
My wife told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!”...
so I turned on the closed captioning.
I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
Television is a medium,
Because anything well done is rare.
My TV hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on this after the break.
What do you call a Smart TV?
In-telly-gent.
My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
Soap Operas
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
They’re both ATV
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws!