“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“You’re not truly a parent until you’ve yelled at your kid for drinking fluid on a road trip because now they have to pee again.”
— Abe Yospe
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
"I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories."
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.”
— Susan Heller
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
— Truman Capote
"A change of latitude would help my attitude."
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
"Family Vacation (n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together."
"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
- William Arthur Ward
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
"There are good ships
and wood ships
and ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships
are friendships
and may they always be."
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
"Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad."
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
– George Carlin
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
– Mark Twain
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
"There are only two emotions on a plane: boredom and terror."
- Orson Welles
“Whenever I travel with my 4 young kids I always forget something. Like how stupid it is to travel with 4 young kids.”
– Jim Gaffigan
“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”
– Caskie Stinnett
"People complain that there are delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years."
- Louis C.K.
“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.”
– Steve Martin
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
"Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland."
"A bad day at sea is still better than a good day at work."
"Yeah, working is great… but have you tried traveling?"
"You call it a pandemonium. We call it a family vacation."
"The main point of a cruise is to eat until you weigh the same as the boat."
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“Life is like pocket money. You shouldn't spend it all in one place.”
― Julian Talbot
“I’ve had entire relationships that didn’t get as far as these airport security checkpoints.”
— Michael LeRoux
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.”
- Theo Cowan
"There are two kinds of travel – first class and with children."
– Robert Benchley
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.”
— Brooke Miller
“The inventor of cobblestones was clearly not communicating with the inventor of luggage wheels.”
“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you can use the aircraft the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
“I’m getting used to wearing flip-flops everywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”
"There is no WiFi in the forest but you will find a better connection."
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."