“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”
– Caskie Stinnett
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
"There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage."
- Mark Twain
"I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport."
“Forget champagne and caviar – taste the world instead!”
“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
– Franklin P. Jones
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
"A change of latitude would help my attitude."
“You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.”
– Paul Theroux
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
"You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…"
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
“Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.”
"I have been to almost as many places as my luggage."
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
– Mark Twain
“I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!"
“The mud will wash off but the memories will last a lifetime.”
"There are only two emotions on a plane: boredom and terror."
- Orson Welles