“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
"I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world."
"I have been to almost as many places as my luggage."
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise."
On Big Ben. “It’s just a big clock? I don’t understand all the hype with this clock. It is literally just a clock. It’s going to be a digital one in thirty years anyway. ”
— Montgomery Smith
“The mud will wash off but the memories will last a lifetime.”
"Yeah, working is great… but have you tried traveling?"
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.”
- Gil Stern
"I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
– Franklin P. Jones
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
"People drink on cruises so that they think the swaying is normal."
“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.”
– Steve Martin
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
"I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3-day vacation. Just in case."
"There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage."
- Mark Twain
"I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport."
“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.”
- Theo Cowan
"Backpacking is money spent on education."