"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“The mud will wash off but the memories will last a lifetime.”
"How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel."
"When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee."
– Helen Hayes
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
“Whenever I travel with my 4 young kids I always forget something. Like how stupid it is to travel with 4 young kids.”
– Jim Gaffigan
"Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad."
“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.”
– Steve Martin
"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
- William Arthur Ward
"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money."
– Abigail Van Buren
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
"The main point of a cruise is to eat until you weigh the same as the boat."
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
"I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere."
"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."
- Jarod Kintz
“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you can use the aircraft the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
"Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid."
"There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage."
- Mark Twain
“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.”
- Theo Cowan
"Yeah, working is great… but have you tried traveling?"
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld