"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
"It's amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?"
- Zig Ziglar
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
"Like gum to a shoe, you’re stuck with me and I’m stuck with you."
“I’m getting used to wearing flip-flops everywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”
“I’ve had entire relationships that didn’t get as far as these airport security checkpoints.”
— Michael LeRoux
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
“Forget champagne and caviar – taste the world instead!”
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
- John Steinbeck
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"A change of latitude would help my attitude."
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
— Truman Capote
“You’re not truly a parent until you’ve yelled at your kid for drinking fluid on a road trip because now they have to pee again.”
— Abe Yospe
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
"You call it chaos. We call it a family vacation."
"Once the travel bug bites there is no known antitode, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life."
- Michael Palin
"I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
"A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it."
— Marcelene Cox