“The mud will wash off but the memories will last a lifetime.”
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
- John Steinbeck
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
– Mark Twain
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
"You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…"
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“The inventor of cobblestones was clearly not communicating with the inventor of luggage wheels.”
"You call it a pandemonium. We call it a family vacation."
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
"I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“Thanks TSA, I haven’t been touched like that since prom night.”
— Meaghan O’Connell
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."
"Parents don’t really go on holidays. They just look after their kids in a different country for a while."
"A bad day at sea is still better than a good day at work."
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!"
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews