I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!