This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.