The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.