Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!