One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.