I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland