Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.