Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.