Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.