We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
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Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!