My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.