Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.