I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out