I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.