I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.