Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.