We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.