The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.