The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.