One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?