In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.