Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times