Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.
"Don't be silly," I replied.
"A toilet is a stationary object."
Stores are running out of toilet paper again.
They’re wiped out.
How do you work out how many rolls of toilet paper are in 4 packets of 16?
Multiply.
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
I dislike toilet paper because...
They're tearable.
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!