What do you call related toilet rolls that sleep together?
Napkins.
What do you call a disabled paper towel?
A napkan't.
My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks.
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a sleeping paper towel?
A napkin.
My family and I like to sleep during the day.
They are my napkin.