A man has to go, but has no toilet paper. His friend says to wipe with a dollar. He comes back all dirty, so his friend asks "What is that horrible smell?". So the man says,
"Hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel"
How do you work out how many rolls of toilet paper are in 4 packets of 16?
Multiply.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
I made a bridge out of Kleenex.
I have truss tissues.
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Why do toilet paper rolls have trust issues?
They're always getting ripped off.