Have you heard Mariah Kleenex's big holiday single?
It's called "I Don't Want a Snot for Christmas"
Which one of Sneezy’s kids hid his tissue paper?
Runny Knows!
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
Why do they put lotion in tissues?
To soften the blow.
What do you call a disabled paper towel?
A napkan't.
"Which hand do you wipe with?"
""I don't use my hands, I use toilet paper."
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.