Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
I ran out of toilet paper last week, tried the closest thing I could find: the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in...
The Times are really Rough!
"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.
"Don't be silly," I replied.
"A toilet is a stationary object."
Having to wipe with a hemorrhoid is a pain in the a**.
I made a bridge out of Kleenex.
I have truss tissues.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.