What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
"Which hand do you wipe with?"
""I don't use my hands, I use toilet paper."
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks.
How does a napkin sneeze?
Tissue.
My youngest needed a diaper change, so my wife called down from upstairs, "Can you throw up some wipes?"
"I'm not sure," I replied. "I haven't eaten any."
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.
And now I'm paying for it.
What do you call related toilet rolls that sleep together?
Napkins.