Why could the toilet paper not stop?
Because it was on a role.
Which one of Sneezy’s kids hid his tissue paper?
Runny Knows!
Having to wipe with a hemorrhoid is a pain in the a**.
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.
And now I'm paying for it.
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper!
It was a pain in the a**
What do you call related toilet rolls that sleep together?
Napkins.
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.