What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
I’m bready.
What do you call a slice of bread you put in the toaster?
A tanning bread.
Today I found out my toaster isn't waterproof
I was shocked.
And the lord said unto John "come forth and you shall have eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.
I was making synonym toast.
I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.
I said "wow, that's cool!"
And he replied, "Sorry ma'am,it can only warm"
I just put some meat in the oven.
It’s bacon.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick him in an oven until his Bill Withers
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
The recipe said, “set the oven to 180 degrees”...
Now I can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
How did the pizza escape the oven?
Through the dough!
My new toaster oven is a huge improvement for making lunch.
I used to eat unappetizing sandwiches but I quit cold turkey.
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
He Microwaved.
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
Just burned 2,000 calories.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
What did the toaster say to the criminal bread?
"I'm taking you into crustody"
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven
I guess I should have put it on aloha setting
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?
"I'M BREADY TO DIE"
I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.
It was a shock to the cistern.
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
A pope tart.
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
I put some bread in the toaster this morning, but it never popped up again
I think it might be comatoast.
How can you tell the camera was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shutter.