We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.